Hilarious parodies of Lord of the Rings, the Bourne trilogy, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Total Recall, I, Robot, and the Die Hard trilogy. Or as I call them, Load of the Rings, Harpocrates, Xenon, Porn Born, starring Chasten Porn (nothing naughty, just a name), Totally Reek, Y'all, Diet Hard, and My Robot.*
Orion Audio Books
Condensed verion of the parody read by Mark Perry on 3 cd's (4 hours in total).
The disappointing 'other' Tolkien parody
An Inklings Novel
Comical travel brochure in colour to area's in Middle-earth. Illustrated with stills from the movies and pictures from the Brothers Hildebrandt. Desolation of Smaug Production, 2000.
Stapled wrappers. Illustrated in colour by the brothers Hildebrandt and Tolkien. With room for customs stamps from various lands in Middle-earth and a guide on how to make your own stamps.
Desolation of Smaug Publication, 2008. 1st edition. Stapled wrapper. A short story set in the Shire, featuring a hobbit version of Punch.*
Billy was a happy hobbit from bree that took up his grandfather's puppet business and set out to the Shire to make his fortune. But in this folktale Billy learns that friendship can come from the least expected of places.
Desolation of Smaug Production, 2007. 1st edition. Limited printing. Stapled wrapper. Illustrated.
A tale from the perspective of a merchant of Harad on the eve of war with Gondor.*